2 Disturbed/Three Days Grace (close to stage) Phoenix AZ

Know who wants an up-close-and-bad-ass experience at the upcoming Disturbed/Three Days Grace concert in February?? Not the person I bought them for, that's who 😃 I'm selling two tickets for $175--about $30 less than what I paid. Who's even playing: Three Days Grace will be opening for Disturbed. Date: Friday, February 1. That's right--you can party your freaking minds off without worrying about an 8AM meeting with Accounting the next day! Place: Target Center (Minneapolis). Watching live music at this pile-of-crap venue is horrible...unless you spend an irresponsible amount of money to get good seats! Lucky for you, I'm absorbing a little bit of that cost. So? What will $175 get you? Two seats in the lower level! Section 111: do you believe in numerology? Of COURSE you do! So that means you obviously know the number 111 is a lucky one. Will you meet your future soulmate in section 111? Dunno, maybe! Will you find $20 in your concert-going pants pocket? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. There's only 1(11) way to find out! These are electronic tickets. Yeah yeah, I know..."How can I trust you, Person? I don't even know yoooou!" Listen. I spent the equivalent to what COULD have been a sweet pair of new Adidas Ultra Boosts, four years of car tab registrations, or 190 to 198 cans of Chef Boyardee ravioli. I don't expect you to know how much I enjoy overpriced gym shoes, canned pasta, or being street legal, but let me tell you this: it's more than any respectable 35-year-old woman should. If you could see my face, you'd be like "You have a very trusting face, Person. I'm moderately-to-very comfortable with this transaction." I've attached images of the confirmation email I received and the seat location where you will let the powerful sounds of guitars, drums, and other assorted instruments rock your face right off your... face. I accept PayPal and Venmo. I can text or email you the tickets. OR, I'm located in Woodbury in a very safe, populated area if you need to be present for the money/ticket swap. We could stand next to one another. You know, like the 2011 fan favorite "Change-Up", starring Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds, which received a 6.3 on Rotten Tomatoes. But yeah, they're still electronic tickets. Realistically, you could make this transaction in the comfort of your home, with or without pants--who even knows.

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